Bionically Speaking...

There have been some questions, and the answer is, yes, those are my teeth in the x-ray you see at the top of your screen. Gosh, the roots of my bottom molars are turning upwards so much that they look like umbrella handles. I like that it appears that I'm smiling, and there are all these emanations around making me look all bionic and powerful. Move over Lindsay Wagner! There's a new bionic woman in town!